The Nerds Who Build So You Don’t Have To.

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View fullsize ✨DIY Isn’t Your Jam? Don’t Worry, We’ve Got You✨ From quick fixes to custom builds, we’re here to take the stress out of home projects. Here’s a look at what we offer: ✔️ Furniture Assembly ✔️ Closet Installations ✔️ S
View fullsize ✨Dining Set Makeover✨ We scooped up this dining set from a Facebook Marketplace estate sale and knew it had serious potential. The process was straightforward: sanded everything down, painted the chairs and table base black, and refinished the top i
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View fullsize ✨Laundry Room Shelf Upgrade✨ Not gonna lie, I can’t even remember if this system came from @homedepot or @thecontainerstore — but either way, these track-based wall systems are basically a cheat code. Once you line them up and secure int
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View fullsize ✨72-Inch Mirror Magic✨ This client has an eye for the dopest pieces — and when she told me about a 72-inch mirror, I knew it was going to be a statement. Even at 6'2", I’ll admit it was intimidating. The good news? It came with a r
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We’re Ctrl_Alt_Assemble! Your go-to crew for making furniture and home projects simple. We’ve been building, fixing, and customizing since back when OJ was running from the cops. From growing up in an upholstery shop to installing restaurant booths and knocking out more home projects than we can count, this isn’t just what we do—it’s who we are.

Whether it’s assembling furniture, reworking closets, creating storage solutions, or tackling custom projects, we make the process easy from start to finish. The complete service menu is listed right below this section—so whatever you’ve got in mind, chances are we’ve got you covered.

SERVICES

  • Flat-pack assembly for IKEA, Wayfair, Target, Amazon, and more. Beds, dressers, shelves, tables, patio sets - you name it! We even price match retailer assembly rates (as long as they meet our service minimum).

  • Modular closet systems from IKEA, The Container Store, Modular Closets, and more. Most installs require an in-person consulations so we can measure firfor a perfict fit.

  • Custom storage for garages, bathrooms, pantries, laundry rooms, and mudrooms. All require an in-person consultations for measurements.

  • From IKEA hacks to builitins, to fully custom furniture or cabientry, we design and create pieces that fit your space and style.

  • Dual or triple monitors, cable management, ergonomic layouts, accessories. Perfect for home offices and gaming setups.

  • We mount TVs, shelving, artwork, oversized mirrors, and décor — level, anchored, and safe. No in-wall wiring or concealment.

  • Blinds, shades, and curtains — measured, mounted, and leveled. Custom fitting available; most installs require in-person consultation.

  • Accent walls, small rooms, furniture finishes, and custom slat/wood-patterned walls that make a statement.

  • Furniture fixes, drawer/hinge repairs, drywall patching, stabilizing, and adjustments.

  • Light fixture swaps, ceiling fans, faucets, shower heads. Fixture-level only (no full rewiring or plumbing).

  • Got an idea that doesn’t fit in a category? Tell us about it. If it needs to be built, fixed, mounted, or installed, chances are we can help.

start your project today!

Ready to get started? Fill out the form below with your project details, and we’ll get back to you with a quote or next steps. The more info you share — like product links, photos, or inspiration — the easier it is for us to give you an accurate estimate. Once we’ve reviewed your request, we’ll reach out by phone, text, or email to confirm the details.